this year

i thought 2010 was the worst year of my life. well that was before i met 2011. just 5 more months.

oh yeah, theres been some issues in the news lately. like "Are singaporeans disguesting?"
Oh cmon, is that even a question. its strangely rehetoric. which other citizen peels prawns in public buses. or cut or should i say trim their nails in the bus or train as well. Our selfishness knows no limits up till our picture is posted online which creates an uproar. pot calling the kettle black apparently. like the dude who wore the sleeping band thinggi on the train and assumed that he was the entitled benficiary of the seat. dont we wish we had one of those gadgets too, so we could get an excuse to be selfish. excuse me.

today i was in macdonalds. i noticed how different local parents are in treating thier kids compared to foreign parents. and i cannot tahan spgs. sorry, but my new more accurate generalised biased definition of an spg is simply a chinese girl with an angmoh guy. what to do, the perceived level up gained from the hypocritical relationship is worth more than traditions. yeah whenever i see chinese women taking lots of effort to probably meld with an avatar from hollywood, i cant help but think of the poor unfortunate offsprings.
anyway the a.m guys who get asian girls are most likely rejects from their society who come to former colonies to get redemption from naive females who had their minds moulded from the realms of gossip girl.

warty

mother of all warts is now reduced to a helpless little embryo. its there yeah, but its helpless and dying. die motherfucker.

the elections are coming. but i cant vote, not yet. smart little buggers. looking at my profile, an obvious deduction would pinpoint me as an opposition voter.
so smarty Lii and his lackeys would have one less vote to deal with..

beat

well today was abit fucked up. i wooshed to bedok jetty on water and discovered that i couldnt come back, the mofoking current and wind were just assholes today, totally against me.. luckily the hot chick in the rescue boat picked me up. pun not intended. this is a serious post.
my hands were so buffered that it looked like fat bastard's neck in austin powers when he lost weight.
no more happy mr weenie for the next week i suppose.

arghhh it fucking hurts. maybe a small wart or something can tahan. but the whole ball of my freaking foot. wtf the doctor had to spam liquid nitrogen like pee. and so i began my arduous journey home from nuh. but not bad ah, considering i had 2 days of mc, yeah that's what im talking about.

2011

my first post of this year uh. i tore my only black polo while out. i mean like how is it even possible. fucked up right. i was like adjusting my bag and rippppppppppppp. wow. sexy. and the retarded tagboard just pisses me off with all the virus affilations. so ive decided to remove it. yay. eh lame why do you still come here. -.- still wannna stalk me huh. hack into my stuff as usual. not that i have a problem with it. haha. i really got nothing to hide lahhhh.

windsurfing

Windsurfing speed record: 50 knots - 92km/h



Freestyle

fuck man, today i tore my sail by accident. i was like heh heh, and then i looked down. and WTF. a foot long tear. fuck.

its addictive. i go surfing on sunday and monday im super tired. then i get itchy on tuesday, which gets amplified by me thinking about it the whole day and watching videos. so like wednesday to saturday im sooooo damn restless. gosh.

there was no wind today pathetic. it was like 0.1knots if the air was actually moving.. i think i could have blown myself along. sounds wrong huh.

forget me not.

okay, after a long time, yeah a really really long time, i remembered that i actually had a blog which was rotting away by the scum of the internet. and im really surprised to see that there are still loyal readers of this time wasting self enriching blog.

now after all these while, im starting to think that im not so strong after all, not that i thought that i was strong in the first place but then, yeah, sort of like an exponential decrease in my emotional strength and my psychological sanity, but then which great person isnt insane? now of which the time i would be realizing that ive been wallowing in self pity, its almost the half of this uneventful year. i can actually foresee that actually these two years of my life are actually barren with me trapped in the dark realm of my tortured soul. wasted you would say? i couldnt agree more. what more to actually treasure life than to waste it in the first place.

maybe its because ive journeyed into another phase of my so called life. but actually i doubt so because personally i dont think that there are phases in life, just priorities.

where is the joy of life. im probably saying this because my outlook made a radical defect to the camp of pessimism when something, probably the most important thing of my life decided that being important wasnt the most important thing to do.

on a lighter note, which is probably 10 octaves higher, channel 5 decided to show eli stone and claimed au courant which is retarded since, devout fans of the show, like yours truly was astounded by the brilliance of its inception nearly 2 years ago. idiots. so much for 'come home to 5'

resurrection

finally, after a week of my computer slipping beyond the mortal world, it is back in action.
initially i thought it was a hard disk failure, then i was like oh no. shit. all my files goneee... all my pictures and music...so it was the motherboard. i have to really back up everything now..

why i dont like sisters reading brother's blog.
1. its just weird. like how kunu was beaten up by a starfish.
2. little sisters cant handle mature content.
3. they have got better things to do like for example, listen to boyslikegirls, pen sad emo shit out of nowhere and theres 'you', 'me' and 'love' in every damn sentence, maybe study for a levels?

monday

its a monday. as usual like every other week of the year, it starts with a monday, so yup. happy monday. the good thing is that i dont have to work. yet. actually. and im pretty sad they dont have boston legal on starworld anymore! kyle xy is in its timeslot. i did not think that it was a show worth watching if there were other shows worth watching in its place.

i have to get a new desk chair. mine is getting ripped to shreds by my constant butt interaction with it. somehow or rather, i never thought of getting a new chair until everytime when i do not have the chance to, and im sitting on that chair at home and i start to think that i have to get a new chair, and then it ends there. and so the helpless cycle of i have to get a new desk chair repeats itself more frequently than they show phineas and ferb at 6pm, or is it 6.30pm. hmmm it has to be either one anyway.

oh. its time for phineas and ferb.

Life is depressing.

after 9 years, I've finally found the song. its the song I've been looking for since primary4. around there. I first heard it on radio at that time, and sang that line to a couple of girls. "oh oh oh its magic!" I never found out what that song was, and ive been searching for it all these while. And suddenly, while I was watching Happy Gilmore today, it came up. whoa.! nostalgia. a great song by pilot, magic. its magic, you know, never believe its not so.

today I watched 500 days of summer. i thought like 'well, im bored and sad, and here's a chick flick or something, to maybe cheer me up, and my favourite chick zooey deschanel is in it as well.' ive never felt worse after watching the show. fucking crap emo show. just what screwed up depressed people like me need. yeah, but sometimes i see myself in Tom Hansen, the depressed guy who was dumped by the girl whom he really ever loved. gosh. life sucks.

from a friend. re-blogged.

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
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FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
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MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
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APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional.
Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
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MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
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JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
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JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be
quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
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AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .
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SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive.
Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
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OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of
what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
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NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises.
High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable
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DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty.Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing
personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical Ambitious. Influential in organizations.







ripped off a friend's blog. but i can't help but chuckle at how most of my evil traits are stated up there. it's true for all the bold words, as far as i know myself. for the others,i'm not that sure myself, so well, you be the judge.

it's not called a killer whale for fun.

KL? no. Malacca? maybE. Seremban? yes.

a malaysian boy at heart? well, i've always thought one half of me was lost across the causeway.
my dad said something which i thought was quite funny.
uncle " wa this guy can really eat uh"
dad " yeah, he can really eat, he can beat me in everything. football, running, when he was younger, well, except golf and guitar."
"yeah i can beat him in golf.... annnnd guitar"

well my dear father. i certainly cant beat you in golf nor guitar. nor drinking. nor snoring. nor arguing. guess that's where i got it from uh.

dope test

failed.

i saved maybe a 100th of a tree by not using the paper cup. i mean like what the hell, pee into the damn cup and dip the stick in. Just pee onto the stick, save time, trees, face. (all you idiots standing by the urinals holding the cup in your left hand while directing the jet stream with your right, and concentrating on controlling the flow rate. c'mon.

anyway must be the ganja. takes like 3 weeks for it to get totally out of your system..
could be the buffet as well.

well, i'm not complaining. i get a day off! again. while my colleagues are slogging their asses off to meet their daily productivity targets. its not like i have stuff to do anyway. slacork i call it. slack work.

pissing dick.

what the fuck. how can a fucking song just disappear. i was just looking for it and yeah i found it. so i opened it via a converter, it went tnehhhhh. "in case you haven noticed, you are a fucking retard and this file cant be opened" it didnt actually say that, but yeah i got that vibe, these programmers. okay fine. so i went back to look for that file and it was missing. what the fuck. spent like 10 mins trying to find it. opened itunes to try to locate the damn thing and yeah, it gave me a standard robotic reply. "the file you are trying to file is missing. Would you like to locate it?" fuck you.
and it was a nice song. damn it.

chris de burgh - a spaceman came traveling.

yeah, probably lived up to his name. fucker probably traveled off.

hahaha. notice how they use the word perfect.

Perfect Girlfriend.

the grid

the internet is literally a net. apart from the spelling. okay, lets try this.

we are living in two worlds, one virtual, reality. then when the lines get blurred, it becomes virtual reality. our habits are actually mirrored online. there are many issues to this development. we are spending increasing amount of time on unproductive stuff. for example, facebook and other stuff. then comes the lack of privacy. then comes information overload.

i have seen people spending the whole day on facebook doing nothing but playing games(read: restaurant city, some typing shitgame) and 'networking'. thats rubbish. behind the screen we become someone we are not. its sort of like an alterego, alternate persona or simply, an extension of ourselves. we do things that are unlike us, why. maybe its because that we dont have to account to anybody online. yet. *big brother is watching. Okay, we dont have to carry ourselves unlike in reality where everyone is watching you. you do notice that you enjoy doing things that may seem embarrassing in other eyes. for example, dancing along to music and stuff. or maybe talking to yourself aloud.

privacy is an issue on every anti tech advocate's mind, and there are articles on it every, dont think i have to say anything about this though,

information overload. yeah. you can get that. sometimes you get things thrown into your face, things you couldnt possibly care less. but yeah. it there. no one gives a shit what are you doing now, 5 mins ago, 5 hours ago. seriously, everyone has thier own bullshit lives to live. then there are things you dont wanna see. from fucked up shit to really really fucked up shit.

we all agree that we all need sometime to unwind and relax right, so do it. just (go) do it. im not advertising for nike here.even if i were, i wouldnt admit it readily, because then there is the issue of post credibility. but heck.

i foresee the next few tech giants would involve social networking to a certain extent. we consumers have really too much to choose from, there is market saturation of these tools, sooner or later, they are all going to look alike, and generally, these sites do not maintain their popularity for more than 5-6 years, they just die out and another app comes out. the initial name would be "the new (previous networking site's name)".

there comes a time where the internet gets boring. thats when you go off the grid.

A post

oh, blogger seems to be working fine right now. finally they sorted out their issues. because it has been putting me off.

its funny huh, how the malaysians try to claim singaporean food as theirs. well, technically we were part of malaysia for about 3 years? so maybe being on the losing side and all, they would probably try to use this argument.

there are alot of issues pertaining to everything that i would not blog about, so actually it leaves me with actually nothing to blog about. so if you want me to blog or express my opinion on anything at all, just drop me a message.

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