dope test

failed.

i saved maybe a 100th of a tree by not using the paper cup. i mean like what the hell, pee into the damn cup and dip the stick in. Just pee onto the stick, save time, trees, face. (all you idiots standing by the urinals holding the cup in your left hand while directing the jet stream with your right, and concentrating on controlling the flow rate. c'mon.

anyway must be the ganja. takes like 3 weeks for it to get totally out of your system..
could be the buffet as well.

well, i'm not complaining. i get a day off! again. while my colleagues are slogging their asses off to meet their daily productivity targets. its not like i have stuff to do anyway. slacork i call it. slack work.

pissing dick.

what the fuck. how can a fucking song just disappear. i was just looking for it and yeah i found it. so i opened it via a converter, it went tnehhhhh. "in case you haven noticed, you are a fucking retard and this file cant be opened" it didnt actually say that, but yeah i got that vibe, these programmers. okay fine. so i went back to look for that file and it was missing. what the fuck. spent like 10 mins trying to find it. opened itunes to try to locate the damn thing and yeah, it gave me a standard robotic reply. "the file you are trying to file is missing. Would you like to locate it?" fuck you.
and it was a nice song. damn it.

chris de burgh - a spaceman came traveling.

yeah, probably lived up to his name. fucker probably traveled off.