Monday, April 25, 2011

warty

mother of all warts is now reduced to a helpless little embryo. its there yeah, but its helpless and dying. die motherfucker.

the elections are coming. but i cant vote, not yet. smart little buggers. looking at my profile, an obvious deduction would pinpoint me as an opposition voter.
so smarty Lii and his lackeys would have one less vote to deal with..

Sunday, April 24, 2011

beat

well today was abit fucked up. i wooshed to bedok jetty on water and discovered that i couldnt come back, the mofoking current and wind were just assholes today, totally against me.. luckily the hot chick in the rescue boat picked me up. pun not intended. this is a serious post.
my hands were so buffered that it looked like fat bastard's neck in austin powers when he lost weight.
no more happy mr weenie for the next week i suppose.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

arghhh it fucking hurts. maybe a small wart or something can tahan. but the whole ball of my freaking foot. wtf the doctor had to spam liquid nitrogen like pee. and so i began my arduous journey home from nuh. but not bad ah, considering i had 2 days of mc, yeah that's what im talking about.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

2011

my first post of this year uh. i tore my only black polo while out. i mean like how is it even possible. fucked up right. i was like adjusting my bag and rippppppppppppp. wow. sexy. and the retarded tagboard just pisses me off with all the virus affilations. so ive decided to remove it. yay. eh lame why do you still come here. -.- still wannna stalk me huh. hack into my stuff as usual. not that i have a problem with it. haha. i really got nothing to hide lahhhh.