10 things about CHINA

1. Yao Ming
2. Milk products which kill.
3. world largest exporter of prostitudes and china women as cheap labour in our coffeeshops.
4. reliable spacesuits for taikonauts, hopefully. as they plan their moonlanding. its made in china still.
5. Pirated stuff. whatever you see in the world, you can be sure there is a copy in china.
6. original rip offs. wow, congrats to the chinamen for coming up with geely cars, which look strangely similar to the designs of mercedes.
7. reliability of goods. who has heard of a good quality china product? apart from white rabbit candy and pandas and their bamboos. cherry QQ is a good example of a china made product which has the lowest crash rating. you wouldnt want to be in that car when it crashes. trust me.
8. They have alot of bicycles.
9. They have even more people.
10. "Made in China" sign on almost everything.

okay one thing.
*when i go to people's blogs. the most irritating thing is that they play music on their blogs. -__-
Because im playing music at the same time , i have to locate the player on their blogs and turn it off. yes. and its every blog that i go to that seems to be playing music. and since i dont save many blog pages, i just save one and that blog to go to other people's blog though that blog. and everytime i go back, the song replays. -.-

*this is in general only. i very hum ji, dont want to incur the warth of any netizens.



thank you baby. for drawing me a timetable. i think i will like it.

yes!! today is thursday!
tmr is friday! its good that today is a thursday because tomorrow has to be a friday. im so happy.

i'm listening to through the fire and flames now. its pretty good except that they kinda went overboard with the guitar solo.

today on my way home i saw this guy in a wheelchair. in office wear, being pushed by an older man, i suppose was his dad. this guy was about 30 plus yeah, and appears that his dad brings him to and fro from work. i was quite touched. i was like 'wow. at least there's people like this in this world.' and consoled myself. i was in fact feeling very sorry for the world and the ignorant people in singapore who like everyone else, place work above many more important things. respect and admiration to people who make sacrifices for loved ones.

excel is like a wife.
shes hard to deal with.
very complicated.
gives you tired eyes.
and frustrates you sometimes.
but something a business cannot live without. very useful.

i dare say i'm an expert at pivot tables already. been doing it the whole few weeks. the guru.

felix dont try to be funny. :)

why do i need the product key when i want to UNinstall adobe premier pro 1.5 ---- its really retarded that i should need one.

indians are the only race who have distinct traditions. they have a culture. they have a sense of belongings to their society. chinese are the worst. yah SPGs and all that. wanna be someone they are not. like so cool and shit. heard someone say" ooh i wanna be angmoh... they are so pretty, so nice features" how do you know? beauty is what they society forces us to conform to the standard. if the society thinks that william hung is a dashing charming man with lots of balls. we will think that way too. how do we really know that beauty is beauty and ugly is ugly? maybe the "right" one should be beauty is ugly and ugly is beauty. we wouldnt really know. its what the society wants us to think. so that they can market their labels and products that really seem to enhance your looks towards that idea of beauty. its their idea of beauty that makes us believe that it really is beauty.

whatever man. malays are becoming like chinese. minahs wanna be chinese. chinese gals wanna be malay gals and hang out with malay guys. im not saying that this is bad. yes, the govt encourages intercultural interaction. yes. we are losing it. the distinction of our own communities.

respect to those who embrace their traditions.

YESSS!!! die mutherpharking bitch. eradicated the virus and probs from my comp... now wondows explorer is working fine. i really rock man. if it was some other dude, he would probably had just given up and reformatted his com.

and i watched the manutd-chelsea match. okay la, 1-1. manutd goal was nice. i like evra. but my favorite player wes brown never play...sian. and through out the second half, i was sleeping. -.- i only woke up to see the chelsea goal and the saga at the end. lol. dramakings.

okayy..end of weekend. wa heng, i remembered to submit my fornightly log...i just did it. -.-

me tired.

and i'm still trying to fix my windows explorer.

fuck. its irritating.

3 more weeks my friend. and i'm really doing analysis now. okay first i have to go through call data and seperate them, then predict the trend for the types of calls and then help the project team, which i am in, to strategise a strategy to maximise the service level of the the Corporate Service Centre. i did until i got a headache. whole afternoon been staring at the comp. and to make things worse, someone got a little uptight over a comment. bleah.

the physiotherapy was crap. spelt with a uppercase C R A P. okay haha. seriously man, the little weight training methods are more suitable for old folks and its NOT gonna take the fluid out of my joints mann.... confirm have to go for surgery. androscopy. they call it. or something like that. but its quite minor nowadays because they have this new non-evasive method. but still, it has its complications.

every played the crocodile dentist toy? cuz its like staring at me noww.

my comp is handicapped now. windows explorer keeps on crashing now for no apparent reason. bullshit. so now when i open any applications, i try not to use windows explorer, less it crashes again. and i scanned my com. i used 2 spyware scanners and 2 anti virus scanners. wow. i was amazed by the results. 500+ spyware and 50 viruses and trojans. wth man. so wonder lately its so fucking lag.

i see the orange lambourghini everyday on the day home on the 75. the owner lives at zion road area. it will the lambourghini in front, and the audi TT behind. and i see it there everyday. either the owner doesnt go out, or he has another spare car for his daily use. couldnt haven been a lady. ladies prefer mercedes. especially the SLK. yup. and i saw a mazda rx-8 with chrome wheels. YES. CHROME wheels. cool shit man. the car SUCKS....yeah and normally i dont say this but, yeah, it looked good. yes, and i saw a ferrari today. it was a grey convertible, an F430 i think. i like it alot. prefer it over lambourghinis. now that i'm in shenton way everyday, porches are very common. i do like the shape though. very classic.

what is the one practised in singapore that you cannot find overseas?

haha. its very aparent. especially in market street food centre. using tissue paper to 'chop' (reserve) seats while queuing up for food. all i can say is. -_______- typical singaporean behaviour. dont wanna comment anymore, i might incur the warth of singaporeans and whether i go there for lunch next time, i'll be careful.

the game capitalism 2 is damn hard. roller coaster tycoon 3 is too easy. halo 2 infects my comp with viruses. CS makes me dizzy. warcraft is boring. maybe i should just stick to pokemon. i'll go download the emulator.

stay happy everyone. if you are not happy, then be happy. then when you are happy, you can stay happy. if it doesnt work, repeat from beginning.

i have finished 1984 by george owell. its quite good. not many people can appreciate this kind of book. yayy, i got no work tmr..!!! so happy.

met up with my cousin today for lunch had some jap food at some jap resaurant. she works at bank of east asia. so its quite near. i dont like wasabi. i dont understand how people can like it. -.- seriously, it has a taste of its own, its doesnt complement the food. it strongly contrasts it. so i dont understand why people eat alot of it. -.- it totally spoils the original taste of the food. and the people who came up with wasabi coated peas are retarded. its not all that appealing.

top 10 songs for accompanying me on road trips. if you like them, then you can take a road trip with me. if not dont bother. btw its not in order. lazy to arrange.

1. highway star
2. temple of the king
3. if everyone cared
4. come as you are
5.half the man i used to be
6. free bird
7.rock rock
8.in bloom
9.money for nothing
10.through the fire and flames

actually i've typed something nasty but i totally deleted the paragraph. for the good of everyone. i shall be happy. life is too short to be unhappy. =D

ns is for everyone. ns is a crime. omg its stuck in my head.



hahahaha.... i like the part where the military tune comes in and 'majulah singapura' came out of nowhere.

okay.. i wanna learn muay thai too. so i can beat up my girlfriend in the future. now with my current skillsets, i cant beat a wrestler.

im downloading another version of halo 2... my previous one got bug. and its fricking unpatchable cuz bloody microsoft dont wanna let me alter my system32 files. retard..

def leppard is good man. yes and now i like taylor swift.
rollercoaster tycoon 3 is abit borrring. i played 10 mins of it and got largely uninterested. i just dled capitalism 2, i hope its a good game. read up that its quite a good business game. and i'm still trying out forex trading software.... actually all about the same la, and the pips all also about the same....

"Good luck"



yeah i just say "thanks"



why do people keep wishing each other in the first place? the point is to gain as many return well wishes of luck?? -__- i dont nderstand people. what is the point of it anyway man.



i get people wishing my luck hmmm, before an exam, or a soccer game. i'll be like "thanks, but i dont need luck."



then why dont you see people wishing each other luck when they really need it? like for example when buying 4D or toto. you dont see anyone wishing luck at singapore pools either. are people that selfish to want to hold on to all possible luck they have?



hmmmm. what is luck? yes, luck is whatever that occurs beyond a person's control.



wikipedia says "Luck refers to that which happens beyond a person's control. This view incorporates phenomena that are chance happenings, a person's place of birth for example, but where there is no uncertainty involved, or where the uncertainty is irrelevant. Within this framework one can differentiate between three different types of luck:
Constitutional luck, that is, luck with factors that cannot be changed. Place of birth and genetic constitution are typical examples.
Circumstantial luck, that is, luck with factors that are haphazardly brought on. Accidents and epidemics are typical examples.
Ignorance luck, that is, luck with factors one does not know about. Examples can be identified only in hindsight. "



"another view holds that "luck is probability taken personally". A rationalist approach to luck includes the application of the rules of probability, and an avoidance of unscientific beliefs. The rationalist feels the belief in luck is a result of poor reasoning or wishful thinking. To a rationalist, a believer in luck commits the "post hoc, ergo propter hoc" logical fallacy, which argues that because two events are connected sequentially, they are connected causally as well"



yes i absoultely believe in this. you absoultely need luck when you know you dont have the ability to make things work or whatever, when the situation is actually out of your hands.
when people say good luck before an exam, what does it actually mean. do you notice usually all the nerds who study alot and coincidentally get high scores dont wish for luck in return... yeah. i mean what could possibly happen in an exam that is totally out of your control? maybe its the topics that would come out. but then again, these are spoonfed to us.

i'll go play halo 2 now. bye. i have lats. you have _ _ _ _. :)

i need a new external hard disk!!! damn. my music alone is 27 GB. -__- and my com is running out of space...

yes!!!! finally, the weekend is near. i can soo smell it. =D

and i've been practising the wealth management quiz on OCBC dot com. my high score is 1985. got try it. i will post a link later, and maybe try to get a new high score. bet no one can beat me. not even david philbrick conner. ceo of ocbc. hng work.is is what i do when i get too bored during work.

http://www.ocbc.com.sg/wealth_mgmt/tools/game/eng_game/wm_game.htm

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i dont understand how indians can speak so fast. there was this guy today, and i picked up his call, (i was doing coporate customer service for those who dont know) yah, i dint even understand a single word he said. so i said yeah. sure. can i ask my collegue to call you back. damn.

then yesterday there was this woman who called and i asked her for her contact number and she started laughing. -____-

i got scolded on my first call. apparently amy from serangoon branch empty promised to return this man's call on monday, but dint, so yeah, called up and scolded me. -___-

this indian or pakistani or whatever called up and said something about euros. i said yeah sure. and he said something about poor customer service and hung up. what an asshole.

and i totally hate it when ah tiongs speak to me in zhong wen. i was like eh this is general banking -ENGLISH. for mandrin its supposed to be pressed 2, english-1. -.- so for a while i was like uh okay. pretending to understanding their requests. and i told them i'd call them back.

and for those ppl who ask stupid questions or irritate me or ask me things which i dont know, i'll put them on hold and play the waiting game. lalala. suckers.

and i hate myself for saying yes to everything even when i dont know. -__- poor customers.

i just lurve to play catch in shopping centres. --____--

HAHA... someone evasion zai la....

haiz, the start of a new week again. monday blues...im just saying it because its cliche and everyone is saying it even though i'm not really experiencing it.

i wanna go Singapore motorshow and Super import nights!! ...i so wanna go.

http://www.motorshow.com.sg/2008/main.php?p=

http://www.superimportnights.com/#null

dang.

selfish is the in thing now. being selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish.

I HATE THIS NEED TO CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS WHEN I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS REGARDING MY LIFE -___-

yes, thats selfish. because you think the world revolves around you. NO it fucking doesn't. i can make you regret, but i won't, because i'm not self centered. and you think decisions that you make regarding your life only affects you? NO, it doesn't, again. unless you live in solitary confinement in a cave in africa.

But I'm just really unhappy that I cant go for the things I want to do without being selfish. WHY MUST I CONSIDERRRRRR?!?!?! NOOOO I WANT TO BE CAREFREE I DUN WANT TO BE TIED DOWN.

it depends on how you see it fool. you must decide if you choose this path. ask a salmon, and he'll tell you how he nearly beats himself to death just to reproduce every single fucking year. don't you think life would be easier if he just swam around in the sea, fishermising every female fish and having plankton for buffet? you cant have a home and wont if you want to be carefree. you can be cosmopolitan and live in every single city in the world, you wont feel a sense of belonging to anyone, just the perception of one, most likely just because you like the city. fooled by yourself. at the end of the day, it will always be a place where you grew up correct? and developed an emotional bond with that place. yes. same reasoning. full marks.

AND I'M SO PEKCHEK NOW COS I'M FUCKING TIRED AND I'VE TO DEAL WITH SUCH EMOTIONAL SHIT.

emotional shit is what you created out of selfishness and guilt. not my fault on this one. a friendly match is so much higher than me in fifa rankings.

That's why I say single is good, but why am I behaving as though I'm attached? SHITTTTT LAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I hate myself. Really, eat shit and die.

because you are attached and you want the best of both worlds. so guess what? SOMEONE or part has to be the bad guy.

"but why am I behaving as though I'm attached?"

someone from NASA who has a doctorate in Rocket Science replied, "deep down you desire the feeling of being loved and attached, to someone you can emotionally lean and rely on. but your shallower superficial self thinks that being single is better. because its shallow and superficial. okay simply said, it doesnt understand the complexities of love."

damn good reply. professionalism and expertise at its peak.

I ALSO WANNA GO SUNTANNING. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Okay, that's good and irritating whining. YAY.

too many Ys take the Y effect out of it. yes. i agree. the whining was very (i agreed on your point above).

i finished this month's reader's digest while transporting myself to and fro from work. a whole mag. damn. pity me for my travelling time. and today we were supposed to hang lanterns. for mid-autumn festival and shit. but i went to toilet for half an hour then went home. yeah. woohoo. child in time is really addictive..insane voice.

people who work 9-6 jobs daily really have no life... -___- even if they wanted to have one, they will be too tired. guess this path isnt the way to go for me.

i would like to open a coffeehouse and a tuning garage. and possibly a wine cellar. cool man. so i guess my next job will be a barista to learn the ropes...

i have already fufilled my lifelong desire. have you?

maybe short of an mercedes benz SLR mclaren, thats all... it really is the second sexiest thing after my darling girl.