How to get rich in Singapore.

1. Go to the Monkey God tree and pray for money to drop from the sky, or go buy 4D or toto with your new source of inspiration.

2. Rob the bank. ( i would really try this if i was like born in the 1960s)

3. Sue anything except the govt.

4. Move to USA, and sue everything, including the govt.

5. Be a geomancer. Prey on unsuspecting individuals.

6. Sell Drugs.

7. Sell Drugs to the govt.

8. Traffick Arms.

9. Sell "criminals" to the govt via over the counter transactions.

10. Sell overpriced stuff to Bangladeshi workers. (condomns, viagra, tongkat ali, dolls etc)

11. Pimping

12. Join the secret police.


*I am not liable for any bad influence that this post might suggest, to poor individuals who hope to get rich via these tried and tested, effective but you should not do it schemes. If there is any similarity in this article that might represent your life or whatever, do note that it is purely coincidental.
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