10 things about CHINA

1. Yao Ming
2. Milk products which kill.
3. world largest exporter of prostitudes and china women as cheap labour in our coffeeshops.
4. reliable spacesuits for taikonauts, hopefully. as they plan their moonlanding. its made in china still.
5. Pirated stuff. whatever you see in the world, you can be sure there is a copy in china.
6. original rip offs. wow, congrats to the chinamen for coming up with geely cars, which look strangely similar to the designs of mercedes.
7. reliability of goods. who has heard of a good quality china product? apart from white rabbit candy and pandas and their bamboos. cherry QQ is a good example of a china made product which has the lowest crash rating. you wouldnt want to be in that car when it crashes. trust me.
8. They have alot of bicycles.
9. They have even more people.
10. "Made in China" sign on almost everything.