Monday, January 25, 2010

dope test

failed.

i saved maybe a 100th of a tree by not using the paper cup. i mean like what the hell, pee into the damn cup and dip the stick in. Just pee onto the stick, save time, trees, face. (all you idiots standing by the urinals holding the cup in your left hand while directing the jet stream with your right, and concentrating on controlling the flow rate. c'mon.

anyway must be the ganja. takes like 3 weeks for it to get totally out of your system..
could be the buffet as well.

well, i'm not complaining. i get a day off! again. while my colleagues are slogging their asses off to meet their daily productivity targets. its not like i have stuff to do anyway. slacork i call it. slack work.

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